And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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