Where did you get a picture of my penis
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
They took my balls.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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