I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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