I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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