how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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