GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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