i just had sex bonerless
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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