Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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