So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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