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• (562): View more from California

  trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom

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• (315): View more from New York

  We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire

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