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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.

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(415): View more from California

thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito

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(586): View more from Michigan

omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"

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(631): View more from New York

We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts

(1-631): View more from New York

Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?

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(416): View more from Toronto

okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.

(647): View more from Ontario

Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant

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