Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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