Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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