when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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