i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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