My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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