Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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