i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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