Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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