Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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