He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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