so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I smell like Dick and happiness
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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