Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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