he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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