The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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