Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
420 ftw
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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