Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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