What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Shame - the story of my life.
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