Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If that was your dad, he is hot
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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