Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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