Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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