I heard we made out
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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