he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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