i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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