Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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