I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize