she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You can't just leave with hair like that
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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