you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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