More tranny stories later!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
