I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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