There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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