You made me cry and you don't even care
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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