She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹ï¸
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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