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• (925): View more from California

  im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics

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• (916): View more from California

  Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!

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• (949): View more from California

  There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"

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  I will.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.

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