Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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