Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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