whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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