You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i would punch a child for taco bell
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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