Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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