Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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