Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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