ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Vodka?
Forever.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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