this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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