I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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