question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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