i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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