apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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