just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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