I look better un-naked...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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