saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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