whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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