I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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