I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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